that awesome moment when you're watching a regular...
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
jettavegas: I SHOWERED FOR YOU. Story of my life.
that moment you remember you have food in the oven
When going back to edit a post with a typo:
NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO
if you say "raise up lights" really fast it sounds...
vagetarian: mindifitellyousomething: yourstrulytai: reblog if you actually tried :D Oh my god I’m gonna be saying this for the rest of the night. Lol ftw? wow guys, our accent isn’t THAT western haha.
note to self. note to you.
a. you kinda dropped the ball on this one because i’m really starting to not give a flying fuck. congratulations. b. i hope you realize that every time you call me a “heartless bitch” or tell me to “go to hell”, it makes me feel less guilty about everything. keep ‘em coming! c. you have until wednesday. i have $20 on you not doing jackshit about anything....
Moment when someone you don't like says hi to you.
That awkward moment when everyone else understands...
theawkwardtumblr: but you still act like you did: because you’ll just Google it later.
The awkward moment when you catch a glimpse of...